in school today

we were supposed to be watching some youtube video during lecture today but there was no sound. so when the mrc ppl were fixing it, CHL started nagging at us cos we were damn noisy. then there was this rude comment made (cant rmb what it was) from someone in the lecture hall.

CHL: WHO WAS THAT?! who do you think you are!
(sound fixed) youtube video: a valuable commodity!...

hahahhahahahahahahaha.

WOMEN

Yes = No.
No = Yes.
Maybe = Hell no.
We need = I want.
I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure, go ahead = I don’t want you to.
Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later.
I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you’re dead.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
You’re so …. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive.
It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you’re really not going to like.

MEN

I’m hungry = I’m hungry.
I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.
I’m tired = I’m tired.
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let’s have sex now.
What’s wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question.
May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I’ll take you to a nice restaurant and then I’d like to have sex with you.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next ten minutes.
Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I’d like to have sex with you.
I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay

taken from funnyjunkz. im that bored :/

nice shizz, my mum just got a new touch screen phone. im still stuck with this problematic one >:/ and i have an urge to switch to xanga.. dont really like blogger anymore. i'll do it after promos :)

i think i've caught the i-love-being-random bug from jessica O.o my thoughts are so disorientated and illogical now, i want the weirdest of things. oh, and i dream the weirdest dreams :/ ahahaa!

so i've surrendered fb to zongren hoping i'll be more motivated to study since the biggest distraction online is gone. guess what. my itchy hands when to click the 'forget password' button the next day and woohoo i've got my account back -.- so now both the email and pw has been changed :) im happy.

had the weirdest msn convo with ervin ytd, thanks to my dream O.o and im married to yongzhen ^^v

!! i need a hobby (apart from being tortured under the mission commander from belarus in our quest to travel to the moon >:/)

i wanna bake.

omg sam, youre useless.

teehee we're finally talking to LJL on msn again :D she just made my day <3 i miss how she used to keep telling us to only speak in chinese if not she'll punish us cos she cant understand 'eglish' ahahahha.

og outing on friday was awesome :D we finally caught up after so long. ice cream buffet was rather rushed :/ but i didnt think i could consume any more scoops of ice cream anyway. ahah im going to stay away for a week! watched i love you, beth cooper and the proposal back to back at lido :D it was very fun i must say haha. beth cooper was funny, proposal was da bomb. ryan reynolds is hot fullstop. soph and i totally melted throughout the movie haha. poor zongren was caught in between :)

saturday was the russian coach assessment which went ok i guess. AAG party after that was movie marathon by the pool side :D finally watched HSM3 ahah but we didnt finish enchanted. sleepover was quite a failure ahah only ms and audrey did. to all aag peeps, it goods to see all of you again after two weeks? it feels like we came back just ytd, i would gladly turn back time. but now AAG09 is over, all we can do is look forward to more competitions tog :) for now, study hard, esp those taking your psle! love you guys <3!

trng under the new coach started trng proper today and it was rather torturous :/ well, it makes me miss LJL even more :( trng is so silent cos coach cant speak english so for most of the time, its like we're playing charades and pictionary. how wonderful. im just glad SJL is still here.

go sam, youre picking up speed, study hard!